kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via palmist)

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via liightup)

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hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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find someone that doesn’t just plant flowers in the worst part of you, but waters the dead ones violum (via violum)

(via n-e-w-y-o-r-k-l-o-v-e)

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