juliaparent123:

cumber-bitches:

i’ve been sorting out school folders for thursday for about 3 hours and i fell off my bed 4 times and lost my hole puncher twice.

Back to school is dangerous

(via cumber-bitches)

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  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
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Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen. Blair Waldorf (via myunexpectedd)

(via the-white-rabbits-wonderland)

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via the-white-rabbits-wonderland)

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andwooscott:

nonsibisedsuis:

andwooscott:

I really love the fact that for a few weeks every year Britain absolutely loses its shit over a bunch of people we’ve never seen before in our lives squatting in front of ovens and crying over the texture of cake I feel like it really brings us together in combined fear of soggy bottoms

I’m sorry, what? Can someone explain this to me?

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(via braydaaan)

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unclefather:

don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because i feel that shit in my soul

(Source: unclefather, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via fvck-time)

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